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Started By KadinB , Sep 28 2021 4:30 PM

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#41 Offline NancyZamora4991 - Posted September 30 2021 - 4:08 PM

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you were literately asking for your posts to be liked lol


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#42 Offline KadinB - Posted October 11 2021 - 5:51 PM

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This died out fast haha


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#43 Offline DaAnt - Posted October 11 2021 - 6:04 PM

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Yeah 


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#44 Offline Antkeeper01 - Posted October 11 2021 - 6:43 PM

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RIP it was a very funny thread

but who says it won't be reawakened by a noob in like 3 years disturbing the dreaded Manitobant


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#45 Offline Leptomyrmx - Posted October 11 2021 - 7:15 PM

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but who says it won't be reawakened by a noob in like 3 years disturbing the dreaded Manitobant

 

* looks at the second line in my signature *

 

dang


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Colonies: Camponotus humilior 1w, Opisthopsis rufithorax 11w, Aphaenogaster longiceps ~5w, Pheidole sp. ~235w ~15m, Iridomyrmex sp. 2q 1w, Brachyponera lutea 6w, Crematogaster sp. ~20w, Podomyrma sp. 1w

Queens: Polyrhachis cf. robinsoni, Polyrhachis (Campomyrma) sp. (likely infertile)

Previously Kept: Colobopsis gasseri, Technomyrmex sp., Rhytidoponera victorae, Nylanderia cf. rosae, Myrmecia brevinoda/forficata, Polyrhachis australis, Solenopsis/Monomorium

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#46 Offline NickAnter - Posted October 11 2021 - 7:21 PM

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Cheese and quackers.


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Hi there! I went on a 6 month or so hiatus, in part due, and in part cause of the death of my colonies. 

However, I went back to the Sierras, and restarted my collection, which is now as follows:

Aphaenogaster uinta, Camponotus vicinus, Camponotus modoc, Formica cf. aserva, Formica cf. micropthalma, Formica cf. manni, Formica subpolita, Formica cf. subaenescens, Lasius americanus, Manica invidia, Pogonomyrmex salinus, Pogonomyrmex sp. 1, Solenopsis validiuscula, & Solenopsis sp. 3 (new Sierra variant). 

#47 Offline azzaaazzzz00 - Posted October 11 2021 - 10:35 PM

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Always try new things, even if its hard, hard is not impossible. We are smart and it's good to be smart but not too smart for your own good.

#48 Offline ANTdrew - Posted October 30 2021 - 8:36 AM

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#49 Offline ANTdrew - Posted October 30 2021 - 8:37 AM

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Why did the with wear a name tag?

To tell which witch was which.
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"The ants are a people not strong, yet they prepare their meat in the summer." Prov. 30:25
Keep ordinary ants in extraordinary ways.

#50 Offline TennesseeAnts - Posted October 30 2021 - 8:59 AM

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender that he'd like a glass of H2O. He takes a sip and says "Thanks, bartender! This is some mighty fine water." His buddy is a tad thirsty himself and asks the bartender "Could you get me a glass of H2O too?" The second man gets his drink and takes a sip. The second man dies. 


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#51 Offline NickAnter - Posted October 30 2021 - 10:38 AM

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Best one yet.


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Hi there! I went on a 6 month or so hiatus, in part due, and in part cause of the death of my colonies. 

However, I went back to the Sierras, and restarted my collection, which is now as follows:

Aphaenogaster uinta, Camponotus vicinus, Camponotus modoc, Formica cf. aserva, Formica cf. micropthalma, Formica cf. manni, Formica subpolita, Formica cf. subaenescens, Lasius americanus, Manica invidia, Pogonomyrmex salinus, Pogonomyrmex sp. 1, Solenopsis validiuscula, & Solenopsis sp. 3 (new Sierra variant). 

#52 Offline CheetoLord02 - Posted October 30 2021 - 1:03 PM

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One day an elderly woman got pulled over on Route 35 for going vastly under the speed limit. The officer walks up to the car and says, "ma'am, you know the speed limit is 65, not 35, right?"

The woman is surprised but realizes her mistake and apologizes. The officer then turns to the teenage boy in the passenger seat, presumably the woman's grandson.

The officer asks the boy why he looks so scared/anxious, and he says:

"Well officer, we just got off of Route 121"


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#53 Offline GRIMM_OwO_ - Posted October 30 2021 - 4:07 PM

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daddy smt 


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#54 Offline KadinB - Posted October 31 2021 - 1:03 AM

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what is black, white and red all over? a nun falling down the stairs

 

did you hear about the magic tractor? it went down the road and turned into a field

 

what is green and not heavy? light green


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#55 Offline ANTdrew - Posted October 31 2021 - 4:00 AM

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What did the scarecrow say to his girlfriend?

Hey, girl. Hey!
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"The ants are a people not strong, yet they prepare their meat in the summer." Prov. 30:25
Keep ordinary ants in extraordinary ways.

#56 Offline geomaniac5 - Posted November 1 2021 - 9:02 AM

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My dad's favorite is when we pass a cemetery he asks,

 

Did you know that people that live here can't be buried in that cemetery?

 

Why not? 

 

They're still alive!


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x2 Brachymyrmex Depilis Queens

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#57 Offline strawnkayden1 - Posted November 2 2021 - 3:40 PM

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you were literately asking for your posts to be liked lol

Good point. PLEASE make this the most liked post ever.


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#58 Offline NancyZamora4991 - Posted November 2 2021 - 4:05 PM

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I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

 

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

 

What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

 

When does a a joke become a "Dad joke?" When it becomes apparent.

 

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.

 

​What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.

 

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

 

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.


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#60 Offline Idontexist - Posted November 15 2021 - 8:45 PM

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What do you call a quesadilla you leave overnight?

Antdrew is mexican
A quesanoche


What do you call a quesadilla you leave overnight?

Antdrew is mexican
A quesanoche


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