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What did the leaf-cutter queen say to the worker for a job well done?
Atta girl!
How do worker ants complain?
They r-ANT.
Why can't peach trees talk during winter?
Because they're left speachless.
"Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, his eyes can't hit what the eyes can't see." - Muhammad Ali
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Why do Colobopsis score so low on their math exams?
Because they can be thickheaded sometimes.
"Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, his eyes can't hit what the eyes can't see." - Muhammad Ali
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What kind of food do Myrmecocystus like?
Mexicanus.
Edited by ColAnt735, January 4 2023 - 4:35 PM.
"If an ant carries an object a hundred times it's weight,you can carry burdens many times your size.
Why are Seagulls called Seagulls? Because if they flew over a bay they’d be called bagels.
Edited by ColAnt735, January 6 2023 - 7:05 AM.
"If an ant carries an object a hundred times it's weight,you can carry burdens many times your size.
Why are Seagulls called Seagulls? Because if they flew over a bay they’d be call bagels.
Have you been taking dad joke classes??
"Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, his eyes can't hit what the eyes can't see." - Muhammad Ali
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My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe...
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
"Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix." -Comic book guy
Why are Myrmecocystus so expensive now?
Because they’re inflated.
This one hit differently. I actually cringed.
"If an ant carries an object a hundred times it's weight,you can carry burdens many times your size.
What do winged queens say when they eclose right after nuptial flight season?
I'm a-late!
"Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, his eyes can't hit what the eyes can't see." - Muhammad Ali
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bump/revive attempt
Edited by ANTdrew, April 11 2023 - 1:52 AM.
Heres kind of a knock knock dad joke
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Lettuce
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce (let us) in, its cold outside!
Sorry
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Wishlist:
Atta sp (wish they were in CA), Crematogaster cerasi, Most Pheidole species
What's white on the outside green on the inside and hops?
A frog sandwich.
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