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STOP!!! Its not funny and your not a dad."I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."Don't encourage him. He already sends me one every day he remembers to.
What do you call an old ant?
Antique.
This thread's gonna kill me.
Ants are Pets, not Pests.
-Camponotus sansabeanus
-Camponotus US-CA02
-Camponotus vicinus
-Formica podzolica
-Monomorium spp.
-Pogonomyrmex californicus
-Solenopsis spp.
What do you call an old ant?
Antique.
This thread's gonna kill me.
haha same! These already got me dead.
Sorry in advance-
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
The "P" (Pee) is silent.
Told you.
Edited by PetsNotPests, September 28 2021 - 5:53 PM.
Ants are Pets, not Pests.
-Camponotus sansabeanus
-Camponotus US-CA02
-Camponotus vicinus
-Formica podzolica
-Monomorium spp.
-Pogonomyrmex californicus
-Solenopsis spp.
what's so great about Switzerland?
I don't know, but I've heard the flag is a great plus!
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If two vegans are fighting, is it still a beef?
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How does a mermaid wash it's tail?
It uses Tide.
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I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toasty.
Man they really grilled me.
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Do you know what the loudest pet you can get is?
A trumpet.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down.
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Did you hear about the man who lost the left side of his body?
The doctor said he was all right, but the nurse said there wasn't much left.
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Why did the clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
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Why does Humpty Dumpty love Autumn?
Because he had a great fall.
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Well, that's all folks. Enjoy!
Species being kept:
Solenopsis "plebeius", Camponotus vicinus, Camponotus maritimus, Formica cf. subaenescens, Formica cf. aerata, Lasius cf. americanus, Lasius aphidicola, Lasius brevicornis, Lasius nr claviger, Nylanderia vividula, Temnothorax rudis and a Hypoponera sp.
Hoping to find this year:
Myrmecocystus, Liometopum occidentale, Camponotus essigi, Camponotus fragilis, Manica bradleyi, Formica perpilosa, Pheidole hyatti, and a Parasitic Formica sp.
People are stupid. It explains a lot...
what's so great about Switzerland?
I don't know, but I've heard the flag is a great plus!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If two vegans are fighting, is it still a beef?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How does a mermaid wash it's tail?
It uses Tide.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toasty.
Man they really grilled me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do you know what the loudest pet you can get is?
A trumpet.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Did you hear about the man who lost the left side of his body?
The doctor said he was all right, but the nurse said there wasn't much left.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did the clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does Humpty Dumpty love Autumn?
Because he had a great fall.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, that's all folks. Enjoy!
Ants are Pets, not Pests.
-Camponotus sansabeanus
-Camponotus US-CA02
-Camponotus vicinus
-Formica podzolica
-Monomorium spp.
-Pogonomyrmex californicus
-Solenopsis spp.
:jumps:what's so great about Switzerland?
I don't know, but I've heard the flag is a great plus!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If two vegans are fighting, is it still a beef?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How does a mermaid wash it's tail?
It uses Tide.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toasty.
Man they really grilled me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do you know what the loudest pet you can get is?
A trumpet.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Did you hear about the man who lost the left side of his body?
The doctor said he was all right, but the nurse said there wasn't much left.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did the clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does Humpty Dumpty love Autumn?
Because he had a great fall.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, that's all folks. Enjoy!![]()
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What continent do ants like best?
antarctica
Define dad joke: An unoriginal or unfunny joke.
Define this joke:
This is next level
Ants are Pets, not Pests.
-Camponotus sansabeanus
-Camponotus US-CA02
-Camponotus vicinus
-Formica podzolica
-Monomorium spp.
-Pogonomyrmex californicus
-Solenopsis spp.
What continent do ants like best?
antarctica
Define dad joke: An unoriginal or unfunny joke.
Define this joke:
This is next level
Dad jokes are my specialty. Don't think you ant-ticipated this quality though.
Sorry that's even worse of a joke lol
Edited by M_Ants, September 28 2021 - 6:55 PM.
Veromessor pergandei- 1 queens 50ish workers
Myrmecocystus testaceus
Crematogaster sp.
Acromyrmex
Camponotus yogi
Pogonomyrmex
What continent do ants like best?
antarctica
Define dad joke: An unoriginal or unfunny joke.
Define this joke:
This is next level
Dad jokes are my specialty. Don't think you ant-ticipated this quality though.
Sorry that's even worse of a joke lol
I now have depression.
Ants are Pets, not Pests.
-Camponotus sansabeanus
-Camponotus US-CA02
-Camponotus vicinus
-Formica podzolica
-Monomorium spp.
-Pogonomyrmex californicus
-Solenopsis spp.
I freak out whenever my dad says this to me
Me: "I'm tired"
My Dad: "hi tired, I'm Isaac"
he also does tons and tons more but I don't want to kill anyone else
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Confucius say he who run in front of car get tired, and he who run behind car get exhausted.
Species being kept:
Solenopsis "plebeius", Camponotus vicinus, Camponotus maritimus, Formica cf. subaenescens, Formica cf. aerata, Lasius cf. americanus, Lasius aphidicola, Lasius brevicornis, Lasius nr claviger, Nylanderia vividula, Temnothorax rudis and a Hypoponera sp.
Hoping to find this year:
Myrmecocystus, Liometopum occidentale, Camponotus essigi, Camponotus fragilis, Manica bradleyi, Formica perpilosa, Pheidole hyatti, and a Parasitic Formica sp.
People are stupid. It explains a lot...
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