*So you want to know 100 ways to make a little money off of your mutated, disgusting, deformed darklings that you may or may not have neglected for multiple months. No worries! This guide will tell you how to make at least ¥69 off of each crippled darkling.
1. sell them
2. don't
3. why
4. kill them
5. just don't neglect them
6. feed them to your ants
7. if you don't have ants then why
8. put them into your oecophylla set up, cause that's smart (I'm looking at you, AC)
9. uh to the oh to the spaghettios
10. eat them
11. make them fight to the death
12. make a click bait video about them
13. hey look my lucky number
14. sell them on discord
15. don't tell aak that you keep invasives so you can sell them
16. tell ake that you keep invasives so you can keep them
17. tell you friends, unless you're like me and don't have any, in which sell them to strangers on the street
18. trade them for a eciton burchellii colony
19. just threw a little in my mouth at the time of this writing (i also had a lolipop in there ugh gross)
20. the flavour was strawberry, in case you were wondering, its now puke
21. sell them on reddit
22. sell them on here???
23. sell them as antartic exotics
24. give them to petco to sell as antartic exotics
25. ship them to florida, oh how fun that'll be
26. run tests and give them human dna
27. give someone their dna
28. convince someone they turn into loyal cat girls
29. pogchamp your way through the pain
30. give them to your science teacher
31. give them to your professor (i don't do college)
32. put them in your parents bed whilst they are, uh, doing it
33. give them to a myrmecologist
34. ship them to Dream
35. diagnose them with depression and give them to a psychiatrist
36. better yet give them to my dad he's a psychiatrist
37. oh god that was a big burp
38. wait my sister is typing loudly next to me lemme turn on spotify
39. okay that's better
40. release them into the wild
41. release them into your home
42. make the healthy ones eat them
43. go back in time and kill them as mealworms
44. go back in time and kill baby hitler before killing them as mealworms
45. watch a romantic movie with them
46. become friends with them
47. stab them with a butter knife
48. kiss them to bed
49. write a wattpad fanfic between them and you're idol
50. make a rap about them
51. crunch them next to a mic and post it on youtube titled "crippled darkling asmr"
52. take a photo and make it a pog champ emote
53. take a photo and make it an emote in a server you own/moderate on discord
54. flood someones dm's with pictures of them
55: make any of you're pets eat them
56. put them into school
57. watch them grow up and learn the ways of life
58. give them some lemonade
59. demand refunds from petco
60. make an AC style vivarium just for them
61. charge them with batteries
62. give them cat ears
63. try snapchat filters on them
64. devote a subreddit tot hem
65. make accounts of FC that they can use
66. use them in sacrificial riturals
67. use them to summon satan
68. use them to summon herobrine
69. AHAHHAHA 696969696 SO FUNNY AHAHHAHA
70. play minecraft with them
71. make an SmP for them
72. delete their roblox accounts
73. delete their fortnite accounts
74. bet you didn't know they had fortnite and roblox accounts in the first place
75. burry them
76. name them
77. make nicknames for them
78. audition them for movies in the MCU
79. make an animation about them
80. make them a franchise
81. put their faces on a mug
82. make body pillows of them
83. make them anime girls
84. record them saying uh oh spaghettios
85. set them up discord accounts
86. get in a call with some server mods
87. make them write down their hopes and dreams
88. make them stars
89. make a hub video of them (add lots of unnecessary words to the title)
90. give them your love and appreciation
91. find out their genders
92. feed them anything they want
93. make houses for them
94. get them jobs
95. make sure they live a nice long life
96. give them anything they want
97. let them see the world
98. go bird watching with them
99. go ant watching with them
100. say your final goodbyes
*this was a joke post (you probably realised that by now), please don't take too seriously
