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How to Make Profit off of your Deformed Darklings- a novel by Chickalo


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#1 Offline Chickalo - Posted January 25 2021 - 1:25 PM

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*So you want to know 100 ways to make a little money off of your mutated, disgusting, deformed darklings that you may or may not have neglected for multiple months.  No worries!  This guide will tell you how to make at least ¥69 off of each crippled darkling.

1.  sell them

2.  don't

3.  why

4.  kill them

5.  just don't neglect them

6.  feed them to your ants

7.  if you don't have ants then why

8.  put them into your oecophylla set up, cause that's smart (I'm looking at you, AC)

9.  uh to the oh to the spaghettios

10.  eat them

11.  make them fight to the death

12.  make a click bait video about them

13.  hey look my lucky number

14.  sell them on discord

15.  don't tell aak that you keep invasives so you can sell them

16.  tell ake that you keep invasives so you can keep them

17.  tell you friends, unless you're like me and don't have any, in which sell them to strangers on the street

18.  trade them for a eciton burchellii colony

19.  just threw a little in my mouth at the time of this writing (i also had a lolipop in there ugh gross)
20.  the flavour was strawberry, in case you were wondering, its now puke

21.  sell them on reddit

22.  sell them on here???

23.  sell them as antartic exotics

24.  give them to petco to sell as antartic exotics

25.  ship them to florida, oh how fun that'll be

26.  run tests and give them human dna

27.  give someone their dna

28.  convince someone they turn into loyal cat girls

29.  pogchamp your way through the pain

30.  give them to your science teacher

31.  give them to your professor (i don't do college)

32.  put them in your parents bed whilst they are, uh, doing it

33.  give them to a myrmecologist

34.  ship them to Dream

35.  diagnose them with depression and give them to a psychiatrist

36.  better yet give them to my dad he's a psychiatrist

37.  oh god that was a big burp

38.  wait my sister is typing loudly next to me lemme turn on spotify

39.  okay that's better

40.  release them into the wild

41.  release them into your home

42.  make the healthy ones eat them

43.  go back in time and kill them as mealworms

44.  go back in time and kill baby hitler before killing them as mealworms

45.  watch a romantic movie with them

46.  become friends with them

47.  stab them with a butter knife

48.  kiss them to bed

49.  write a wattpad fanfic between them and you're idol 

50.  make a rap about them

51.  crunch them next to a mic and post it on youtube titled "crippled darkling asmr" 

52.  take a photo and make it a pog champ emote

53.  take a photo and make it an emote in a server you own/moderate on discord

54.  flood someones dm's with pictures of them

55:  make any of you're pets eat them

56.  put them into school

57.  watch them grow up and learn the ways of life

58.  give them some lemonade

59.  demand refunds from petco

60.  make an AC style vivarium just for them

61.  charge them with batteries

62.  give them cat ears

63.  try snapchat filters on them

64.  devote a subreddit tot hem

65.  make accounts of FC that they can use

66.  use them in sacrificial riturals

67.  use them to summon satan

68.  use them to summon herobrine

69.  AHAHHAHA 696969696 SO FUNNY AHAHHAHA

70.  play minecraft with them

71.  make an SmP for them

72.  delete their roblox accounts

73.  delete their fortnite accounts

74.  bet you didn't know they had fortnite and roblox accounts in the first place

75.  burry them

76.  name them

77.  make nicknames for them

78.  audition them for movies in the MCU

79.  make an animation about them

80.  make them a franchise

81.  put their faces on a mug

82.  make body pillows of them

83.  make them anime girls

84.  record them saying uh oh spaghettios 

85.  set them up discord accounts

86.  get in a call with some server mods 

87.  make them write down their hopes and dreams

88.  make them stars

89.  make a hub video of them (add lots of unnecessary words to the title)

90.  give them your love and appriciation

91.  find out their genders

92.  feed them anything they want

93.  make houses for them

94.  get them jobs

95.  make sure they live a nice long life

96.  give them anything they want

97.  let them see the world

98.  go bird watching with them

99.  go ant watching with them

100.  say your final goodbyes

*this was a joke post (you probably realised that by now), please don't take too seriously


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