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[AntsDakota]

I, for one, love watching Bad Lip Reading videos on YouTube. But one of my 'hobbies' (I guess you could call it that) is replacing certain words of songs, videos, etc., especially ones like these. Here I changed the lyrics to make them about ants.  If you haven't watched the videos themselves yet, I would watch them first, as it's easier to apply my new lyrics to them. 

 

(Note- I will have each video on a separate post.)

 

 

BLR's lyrics:

Seagulls, Stop it Now!

 

"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back 

 

My lyrics:

RIFAs, Stop it now!

 

 

Penny for your thoughts.

 

I hate Brenda. She left the lid off the outworld, and all the ants escaped through the top! 

 

Huh, huh, huh! Ain't nothing a little fluon can't help. And a song:

 

Rocking, rocking and rolling,

down to the beach I'm strolling,

but the RIFAs poke at my head.

Not fun!

And I said, "RIFAs," mgh! "stop it now!"

 

Hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha!

 

Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach

said RIFAs gonna come,

poke you in the coconut,

and they did, and they did.

Had me going like, "Hwawwh, hawh hawh hawh hawh hawh

Hwawwh, hawh hawh hawh hawh hawh

Hwawwh, hawh hawh haw haw haw (Yoda throws himself back and forward, flailing his arms wildly, depicting struggle)

Nothing I could do but yell, when these bugs attacked me.

When I tried to run, I fell. 

And then these kids start laughing. 

And then, hmm, got bit in the neck by a Trap-Jaw Ant

Hmm, hmm, hmm, where'd it come from?

 

Now run, run, run, jump.

We can look for queen ants while you run.

Run, run, run, jump, and now stop.

Put me down.

 

I love my queen's fat boodie, yeaaaaah. 

 

Great.

 

Show you my ants move, hmm? (screen changes to a time-lapse of a colony moving through a tube)

 

No, I don't want you to.

 

If I had your giant feet, down there on the beach, hmm, hmm, hmm, could've squished all those bugs.

 

You're a psycho wiener! 

 

Let me grab my beater!

 

Hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha! (Begins banging on R2D2)

 

Stop it please!

 

Hmm ha hmm hmm hmm ha! 

 

Don't hit me

Hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha!

 

Please!

 

Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha! 

 

Don't hit me!

 

C'mon, man, quit that banging!

 

Hey, what's that stank?

 

You fed your ants a dead mouselet! 

 

Ho ho ho-oh, yeah! I forgot I did that.

 

You owe me an apology!

 

Just hold your breath and see!

When the time is right, bugs'll bite your face! Whuhuhuhuhu!

 

Now run, run, run, jump.

We can look for queen ants while you run.

Swing from a hairy vine.

We ain't gonna leave no queens behind!

Go to the woods and lift

rocks; see ants underneath!

Now run, run, run, jump, and now breath.

That's good. Like that. Like that. 

 

(Weehoo)

 

One day I was walking and I found this big log.

When I rolled the log over, there was this tiny little queen. (Temnothorax sp.)

And I was like,

"That ant had a child." (The queen was holding a larva)

(Yoda looks up and sees RIFAs crawling on the ceiling, and grunts)

 

Listen, boy,

Someday, when you are older,

you could get bit in your shoulder.

While you're lying there, screaming, "Come help me please!"

The RIFAs, HMM! Poke your knees!

 

Hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha!

Stop it now!

Hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha! Hmm hmm hmm hmm ha!

 

Yeah, whatever. You're sorta pitchy.

 

You didn't like it?

 

Listen, man, I'm not your friend.

 

Don't kill your queens.

Don't kill your queens!

Edited by AntsDakota, May 19 2020 - 1:10 PM.

[AntsDakota]

BLR's Lyrics:

 

"MY STICK!" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Last Jedi 

 

My Lyrics:

 

"My Queen!"

 

Hey!

 

So where's the fire, son?

 

What the- oh no!

 

So where're you off to?

 

Just looking for ants in the garden.
 

Nice! How 'bout I join you?

 

How 'bout you don't. (Starts walking away)

 

Hmm? Son? Come back....... 

Hey! B-U- I told you to stop!

 

Hmm

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

Atta are flying!

Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

Listen, son, (pulls out a test tube with a Camponotus queen in it)

 

Knock you in your head with my queen, (With my queen!) (Hits Luke in his head with the test tube)

You gon' have a mark from my queen! (From my queen!) Mm, hmm!

My queen, my queen, my queen is better than bacon! 

Hmm hmm hmm hmm, you can't touch my queen.

 

I don't wanna!

 

Hmm hmm hmm hmm, yeah you want my queen.

 

Thunk your coconut with my queen! (Look at my queen!) Mm, hmm!

You gon' fell the wrath of my queen! (Fear my queen!) Mm, hmm!

My queen, my queen, my queen is better than bacon!

 

Hmm hmm hmm hmm, you can't touch my queen.

 

But it's just a queen! (Luke lives down south, and keeps many cool species)

 

Hmm hmm hmm hmm, it's my perfect queen!

 

My queen is my friend, born in a log (Shows Camponotus alates emerging from a log)

Everyone can see she's better than bacon!

 

Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? (Look at my queen!) Mm, hmm!

Why'd you feed your ants that worm, it's green! (Got me sick!) Mm, hmm!

My queen, my queen, my queen is better than bacon!

Hmm hmm hmm hmm, you can't take my queen.

 

But it's just a queen!

 

Mm hmm hmm hmm, don't you like my queen?

 

No, it's just a queen!

 

Mm hmm hmm hmm, it's my perfect queen.

 

I look for queens on walks everyday,

by the hooligans down by the ocean.

When the laugh at my queens, then they learn,

how a test tube is denser than bacon!

 

Bought a little beetle and I let the little beetle run amok! (So cute!)

But then I found out little beetle had developed from a worm. (Killed him)

People often fight about which ants are the best ants, (Do they?)

But everybody can agree that RIFAs are the worst!

 

I kiss my queen, it's my queen,

you can't pick up my queen 

keep your mitts off my queen!

I disappear for years then reappear right here to cheer about my cool queen!

 

When I was a little bitty kid, (little bitty kid!)

I had not yet found my mighty gyne. (Then I did!) Mm, hmm!

 

I could kill your queen using just my brain!

 

My queen?!

 

I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain! (Holds out a canister full of Paraponera clavita)

 

Not my queen! Mm hmm! 

My queen, my queen, my queen is better than bacon!

Hmm hmm hmm hmm, you can't touch my queen!

 

I don't want your queen!

 

Hmm hmm hmm, yeah you want my queen.

 

I mean, it's just a queen!

 

Hmm hmm hmm hmm, it's my big girl queen!

 

Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really really didn't. (It turns out)

Most of my ants are already filled with venom. (It's pointless!)

Don't touch my Pogonomyrmex 'cause they hurt! (They'll sting you!)

Everybody can agree that RIFAs are the worst!

 

I kiss my queen, it's my queen

you can't pick up my queen keep your mitts off my queen!

(Everyone can see it's better than bacon)

I kiss my queen, it's my queen

(My queen is my friend, born in a log)

You can't pick up my queen, keep your mitts off my queen!

(Everyone can see it's better than bacon!)

[AntsDakota]

BLR's Lyrics:

"BUSHES OF LOVE" -- Extended Lyric Video - YouTube

 

My Lyrics:

"Trouble For Us"

 

How come my ants all died?

 

49 times 

I found those beasts

(Your ants died by these)

They have spread across the whole Earth

They're polygynous too.

 

Aw, that's rad.

 

You see they arrived here from cargo shipments

They destroyed all the wildlife,

the results were really awful,

and I had to change the floors.

 

The floors?

 

You see, their nest was in the boards, and I had to change them.

But we all have Argentine ant col'nies 

Coming to take our ants from us

 

Everyday I worry all day

'bout what Argentines are doing to us

I hate Argentines with all that I got

Argentines are some big trouble for us

 

Everyday I worry all day

'bout what Argentines are doing to us

Argentines are some big trouble for us

But I hate Fire Ants almost as much

 

Yo,

I've been keeping ants for years

there was such diversity

Flying queens was all my macro-binoculars see

Odontomachus, Trachymyrmex, 

I have kept all these

Aphaenogaster, Lasius, they were all boring to me

Yeah, Camponotus, Formica, they ain't int'resting.

 

But then a desert hobo came and told me

We all got Argentine ant colonies

Coming to take our ants from us

 

Everyday I worry all day

'bout what Argentines are doing to us

Argentines are the only ants we got

All the other species have survived not

 

Everyday I worry all day

'bout what Argentines are doing to us

I hate Argentines with all that I got

Argentines are some but trouble for us

 

Hold me tight

Hold me right (Right, right, right, right)

Argentines are on that flower

Yeah I'm going to squish them; Argentines will pay

They will pay

They will not come in my yard!

I loathe those ants with everything that I got

 

Ha ha, keep 'em dying

 

Yeah, they'd probably love some Terro bait

 

They'd probably love some Terro bait!

 

That's what I said.

 

I used to find

all sorts of species, you know,

I left behind

all sorts of queens; had too much.

I pray that I don't find 

what I don't wanna find

Their nest is right around the corner

Oh no, no

 

I used to find

all sorts of species, you know

I left behind

all sorts of queens; had too much

I pray that I don't find any more

Argentine ants by the door

 

49 times, yeah it was 49 times.

And now they might be coming for you;

they're coming to kill all your native ants

 

I see them here, now.

 

I know you want someone to hold you,

But we all got Argentine ant col'nies

Coming for us

 

Everyday I worry all day

'bout what Argentines are doing to us

I hate Argentines with all that I got

Argentines are some big trouble for us

 

Everyday I worry all day

'bout what Argentines are doing to us

I hate Argentines with all that I got

Argentines are some big trouble for us

 

Everyday I worry all day

'bout what Argentines are doing to us

I hate Argentines with all that I got

Argentines are some big trouble for us

 

Everyday I worry all day

'bout what Argentines are doing to us

I hate Argentines with all that I got

Argentines are some big trouble for us

 

I used to find all sorts of species, you know, 

I left behind I sorts of queens; had too much

I pray that I don't find,

what I don't wanna find

Yeah their nest's just 'round the corner.

Oh no, no.

Edited by AntsDakota, May 19 2020 - 2:49 PM.

[TheMicroPlanet]

You watch BLR too?

 

"The internet is exempt from honesty"

 

"Nathaniel nathaniel nathaniel!"

 

"Korean shoelaces... are easily made... the more you got cash... the more you got paid..."

 

Edited by TheMicroPlanet, May 19 2020 - 3:09 PM.

[AntsDakota]

I make grease pellets in my sweat........

[TheMicroPlanet]

Now raise your shrunken hand and repeat after me

[FeedTheAnts]

"I didn't... use it."

[AntsDakota]

BLRs Lyrics:

"NOT THE FUTURE"

 

My Lyrics:

"Not Boring"

 

I tell the lady about all of my cool ant colonies

But then she coils back and tells me all my ants are gross

Sad lady make me turn and walk away from her

 

Even though they may seem boring,

Ants are complex societies

 

Queen goes without food

and she raises her brood

'till workers you include 

called nanitics.

 

Even though some things look so familiar

It's truly a different world from ours'

 

Large colonies make alates

and then they fly away

and mate in air

 

Well, I messed up,

I made a mistake,

I killed queen

fed her pesticide food

the fly was poison.

 

All the people looking

aspirating ants, you know.

 

You know I've got a long way to

change my mind about AntsCanada

I mean he makes invasive ants look so cool 

kids are soon deceived

And I'm on my way

 

Girl, there's something you need to know:

 

Even though the may look boring,

ants are complex societies

From Trap-Jaw ants all will cow'r

Their jaws shut with the pow'r

of hundred miles an hour

Unrealistic

 

Even though some things look so familiar

It's truly a different world from ours

Dracula ants suck the blood of their brood

and they use it as food

'cause they can't feed themselves

 

Carry 50 times their weight

(It's not boring)

Have social stomachs and

(it's not boring)

feed by tropholaxis 

(it's not boring)

Tens of thousands of species to explore

(It's not boring)

 

Get turnt. 

Get real turnt.

Get, get turnt. Get real turnt.

 

Oecophylla smaragdina

build their nests out of leaves with their brood.

They use the silk from their larvae

as weird ant glue.

I just think ants are so cool.

 

Acromyrmex are leafcutter ants.

Oh yeah, they farm that fungus for their food.

I forgot Atta

Mm, that's pretty dumb

 

What is he saying? I don't understand!

 

Listen girl,

I hope you come to like ants over the weekend. 

 

 

Even though they may look boring,

ants are complex societies

 

There are parasites

and they get into fights

kill the queen take her rights

to the royal throne.

 

Even though some things look so familiar

it's truly a different world from ours

Ant highways have lanes

but traffic's not a pain

their highways have three lanes

 

It's a place where

Slave raiders steal brood to raise as slaves and no one cares

they're an ant equivalent

 

And they may eat familiar plant seeds

but they're eaten differently

Ants lick off the juice, with all the protein

It's something else indeed

Ants lick off the juice, with all the protein

Time to break it down

Break it down, down, down, down

 

Yeah, Formica's in Japan

So is Camponotus

Yeah they may have different names

but they are very similar 

to their North American

counter parts, oh yeah!

Cause I'd like to keep them

Yeaah

If I moved to Japan

that would be so awesome

yeah, Odontomachus, Polyrachis,

oh yeah Japan has all of these.

 

Sometimes that moment when you wish ants you see won't hide

Is when you find stick with colony inside

We all sometimes wish it turned out that way

And if you try

Then you gotta just make sure if you break open a stick its

really not full of splinters

 

Even though they may look boring

ants are complex societies

From Camponotus you abstain

but they're not such a pain

They eat wood? You're insane!

They're cool ants

Even though some things look so familiar

It's truly a different world from ours

Yeah, a day or two after it rains

oh, new queen DNA flying 'round everyday

and no one notices

 

Even though they may look boring

ants are complex societies

Argentine ants are cruel

many conquests they rule

they always win their duel 

with the natives

Even though some things look so familiar

it's truly a different world from ours

It's a micro world under our feet

trails of ants walk down the street

and no one notices

 

Get turnt.

Get real turnt.

Get turnt. 

Get, get real turnt.

Ants are not boring!

Get turnt.

Get real turnt.

Get turnt.

Get, get real turnt.

They're not boring.

Edited by AntsDakota, May 20 2020 - 5:22 AM.