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Why does Drew Have A Shovel?


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#1 Offline Reacker - Posted July 24 2017 - 10:08 PM

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But why?


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#2 Offline Reacker - Posted July 24 2017 - 10:10 PM

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#3 Offline Klassien - Posted July 24 2017 - 10:31 PM

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Question of the year..The possibilities are limitless.

Four score and seven years ago, Drew picked up a shovel. The world will never be the same; there is no return.

 

Maybe it's his "common plaything," as the 100% reliable Wikipedia describes its potential use:

"Common plaything on sandy beaches, in sandboxes, or in yards, gardens, lawns, and fields." -Wikipedia



#4 Offline Antking117 - Posted July 24 2017 - 10:35 PM

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Obviously to murder someone and bury the body.


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#5 Offline Reacker - Posted July 24 2017 - 10:39 PM

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There are all interesting hypothesis and you both do a credit to your respective institutions with the quality of your work. 

 

However, the essential question remains to be answered. Namely,

 

Why does drew have a shovel?



#6 Offline Antking117 - Posted July 25 2017 - 3:25 AM

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Is this a flat head or spear head shovel? It matters.



#7 Offline Reacker - Posted July 25 2017 - 12:47 PM

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Pretty sure it's a philips head.



#8 Offline Martialis - Posted July 25 2017 - 1:00 PM

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Really? I thought it was a torx. That rules out my theory.


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#9 Offline T.C. - Posted July 25 2017 - 3:45 PM

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He was gonna get the fuzz with it. Here he is on surveillance cameras.

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#10 Offline Nathant2131 - Posted July 25 2017 - 3:53 PM

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Here he is!

https://m.youtube.co...h?v=x84GKqcpY4E

#11 Offline Martialis - Posted July 25 2017 - 4:36 PM

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But, he lives in southern California! This just deepens the mystery.


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#12 Offline Zeiss - Posted July 25 2017 - 5:26 PM

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Drew has a shovel because it is actually a credit card skimmer that he uses to skim his own cards and therefore other people get his card information.  He wants his cards to get stolen.  


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#13 Offline Kevin - Posted July 25 2017 - 5:32 PM

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Drew uses his high-tech fold-able shovel for digging up queens. He deserves a cookie for that.


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#14 Offline Kevin - Posted July 25 2017 - 6:13 PM

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You know, thinking about it more, last time I heard that phrase was when Terry removed his arguments in Sub's thread. Could Dispdrew posses this shovel to take out Terry?


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#15 Offline Connectimyrmex - Posted July 27 2017 - 9:37 AM

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Guys, isn't it obvious? Drew has a shovel so he can bury himself to avoid the troubles of this forum.


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#16 Offline T.C. - Posted July 29 2017 - 7:46 PM

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Guys, isn't it obvious? Drew has a shovel so he can bury himself to avoid the troubles of this forum.


Well, get off here so he doesn't have to commit suicide!
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