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#101 Offline DaveJay - Posted September 10 2018 - 7:16 PM

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A guy walks into a bar wearing a set of jumper leads as a tie.
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you'd better not start anything!"

A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel poking out of the front of his pants.
The bartender says "what's up with the steering wheel in your pants? "
The guy says "I dunno, it was there when I woke up and it's been driving me nuts all day! "

A guy runs into a bar in a frantic state.
"Quick, give me a double scotch before the trouble starts!"
He downs it in one swallow.
"Quickly man, two more, hurry up!"
He downs them in two swallows.
"Quick, hit me with another couple before the trouble starts!"
The bartender quickly pours two more and says "what's going on mate, what's this trouble you're talking about? "
The guy gulps them down quick as a flash, steps back and says...
"I haven't got any money!"
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#102 Offline Major - Posted September 11 2018 - 1:38 PM

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A guy walks into a bar wearing a set of jumper leads as a tie.
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you'd better not start anything!"
A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel poking out of the front of his pants.
The bartender says "what's up with the steering wheel in your pants? "
The guy says "I dunno, it was there when I woke up and it's been driving me nuts all day! "
A guy runs into a bar in a frantic state.
"Quick, give me a double scotch before the trouble starts!"
He downs it in one swallow.
"Quickly man, two more, hurry up!"
He downs them in two swallows.
"Quick, hit me with another couple before the trouble starts!"
The bartender quickly pours two more and says "what's going on mate, what's this trouble you're talking about? "
The guy gulps them down quick as a flash, steps back and says...
"I haven't got any money!"


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#103 Offline Major - Posted November 11 2018 - 7:10 PM

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.
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#104 Offline DaveJay - Posted November 18 2018 - 1:22 AM

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These two nuts were walking down an alley late last night, one was a salted.

#105 Offline DaveJay - Posted November 18 2018 - 1:35 AM

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Did you hear about the gynecologist that got arrested while visiting the town he grew up in?
He was trying to look up a few old girlfriends.

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#106 Offline DaveJay - Posted November 24 2018 - 7:19 AM

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A war horse walks into a bar, the bartender says..
"Why the long film?!!!"




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